Zombie Apocalypse Plan B

Recently I was talking about my zombie apocalypse with some relatively awesome people. This conversation made me think it’s probably a good idea to review my current plan. I think a plan b should be made just in case.

PLAN B (after finding suitable weapon for the time being and anything that you want to keep like photos and family videos or your iPod…)

1.Acquire large transit van
2.Gather loved ones
3.Gather relatively useful people (strong, smart, bait, etc…)
4.Raid hunting/camping supply store for:

Weapons (an assortment of blunt items for whacking, blades for stabbing and guns and ammo for shooting)

Camping gear (camping stoves, torches, lighters, gas bottles, food, sleeping bags, cots, matches/lighters etc)

5.Raid closest grocery store and pharmacy for non-perishable items, supplements, bottled water, various medical supplies and whatever else you may need (probably best to make a list of things long before the apocalypse starts…)
6.DON’T GO TO THE HOSPITALS FOR MEDICAL SUPPLIES! People rising from the dead, hospitals are full of dying people and the morgue is full of dead people. Don’t be stupid.
7.Flee to the nearest marina, hijack a boat big enough for you and you’re loved ones/ useful people and sail about 5km out to sea.
8.As food supplies lower, head back to land in small groups to gather supplies, kill zombies and possibly also kill the people that you no longer need…
9.Enjoy life at sea and avoid any government run camps…

As a general rule, just kill the zombies regardless of what step you’re on. Once one of them knows where you are they all do.

Update

Due to grade 12 being super time consuming and inspiration draining I haven’t been blogging. I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Life’s a bitch.


So I’m going to crawl back into the pit of despair which is my life at the moment. I shall attempt to blog more often. Promise