Recently I was talking about my zombie apocalypse with some relatively awesome people. This conversation made me think it’s probably a good idea to review my current plan. I think a plan b should be made just in case.
PLAN B (after finding suitable weapon for the time being and anything that you want to keep like photos and family videos or your iPod…)
1.Acquire large transit van
2.Gather loved ones
3.Gather relatively useful people (strong, smart, bait, etc…)
4.Raid hunting/camping supply store for:
Weapons (an assortment of blunt items for whacking, blades for stabbing and guns and ammo for shooting)
Camping gear (camping stoves, torches, lighters, gas bottles, food, sleeping bags, cots, matches/lighters etc)
5.Raid closest grocery store and pharmacy for non-perishable items, supplements, bottled water, various medical supplies and whatever else you may need (probably best to make a list of things long before the apocalypse starts…)
6.DON’T GO TO THE HOSPITALS FOR MEDICAL SUPPLIES! People rising from the dead, hospitals are full of dying people and the morgue is full of dead people. Don’t be stupid.
7.Flee to the nearest marina, hijack a boat big enough for you and you’re loved ones/ useful people and sail about 5km out to sea.
8.As food supplies lower, head back to land in small groups to gather supplies, kill zombies and possibly also kill the people that you no longer need…
9.Enjoy life at sea and avoid any government run camps…
As a general rule, just kill the zombies regardless of what step you’re on. Once one of them knows where you are they all do.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Update
Due to grade 12 being super time consuming and inspiration draining I haven’t been blogging. I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Life’s a bitch.
So I’m going to crawl back into the pit of despair which is my life at the moment. I shall attempt to blog more often. Promise
So I’m going to crawl back into the pit of despair which is my life at the moment. I shall attempt to blog more often. Promise
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Stuff that happend
The school holidays have pasted and it is currently the Friday of the first week back at school. Oh joy.
I’m not at school today due to it being Sports Day. Usually my friends and I would have some kind of food day at the lake but today people are either chilling at home, at sports day because “It’s the last time I’ll get to go” or at home telling themselves that they are going to work on their art assignment but blog instead.
The holidays were… somewhat eventful. The first week consisted of sleeping in until 10 am and not doing anything except maybe completing some stuff off my list. The second week however, was slightly more eventful.
On the Thursday of the second week some friends and I went to the greatest food establishment on the planet, The Pancake Manor. It was awesome. I also bought a sonic screwdriver and it is so awesome. Although it is just a toy I use it constantly. The Sunday of the same week two friends and I went to Sizzlers. It was fun. We ate and sat in our booth thing for ages because we had an hour or something until the next bus came. There were many lolz. We made faces out of some melon skin and bits of hard fruit and put green mints in cups of water to make it green because we’re freaks. Then when we had to wait for our bus outside a pub… That was certainly an interesting experience.
And then on Tuesday we had to back to school. What a sad day. BUT! My friend let me borrow her copy of Will Grayson Will Grayson. It is sooooo gooooood! And so gay (in a good way).
I’m not at school today due to it being Sports Day. Usually my friends and I would have some kind of food day at the lake but today people are either chilling at home, at sports day because “It’s the last time I’ll get to go” or at home telling themselves that they are going to work on their art assignment but blog instead.
The holidays were… somewhat eventful. The first week consisted of sleeping in until 10 am and not doing anything except maybe completing some stuff off my list. The second week however, was slightly more eventful.
On the Thursday of the second week some friends and I went to the greatest food establishment on the planet, The Pancake Manor. It was awesome. I also bought a sonic screwdriver and it is so awesome. Although it is just a toy I use it constantly. The Sunday of the same week two friends and I went to Sizzlers. It was fun. We ate and sat in our booth thing for ages because we had an hour or something until the next bus came. There were many lolz. We made faces out of some melon skin and bits of hard fruit and put green mints in cups of water to make it green because we’re freaks. Then when we had to wait for our bus outside a pub… That was certainly an interesting experience.
And then on Tuesday we had to back to school. What a sad day. BUT! My friend let me borrow her copy of Will Grayson Will Grayson. It is sooooo gooooood! And so gay (in a good way).
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
meh
I hate “meh” days. I feel like I’ve wasted my whole day sleeping or sitting on the computer looking at LOLcats. On my “meh” days I usually end up thinking about what I could have done or who I could have seen or what I could have said and I never end up doing any of it in the end because by the time I’m like “Okay, I’m going to do something now!” it’s like 6.30pm and my family is trying to feed me.
Today I could have done loads. I could have walked the dog, bought food to cook dinner for everyone, made something awesome, filmed a vlog or done something off my list, but I didn’t because I’m lazy and would rather sit around listening to ALL CAPS and stalking my friend’s siblings on Facebook to get them to show me an embarrassing video of said friend.
And now there is some kind of emergency down stairs that I should really go and check out… Eventful.
Today I could have done loads. I could have walked the dog, bought food to cook dinner for everyone, made something awesome, filmed a vlog or done something off my list, but I didn’t because I’m lazy and would rather sit around listening to ALL CAPS and stalking my friend’s siblings on Facebook to get them to show me an embarrassing video of said friend.
And now there is some kind of emergency down stairs that I should really go and check out… Eventful.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Rant about religion
Disclaimer: I don't like religion. I'm not saying what you believe is wrong but I am going to say why I don't like it and what I see wrong with it. I'm not saying that your choice of Saviour is not real. Don't be a dick.
I don’t like religion. I mean, people can believe what they want and I don’t care, just as long as they don’t force it on me and my hell bound ways. People who try to force their religion onto others shits me and I don’t understand why they do it. I understand why some people may want to be recognised as doing good or bad by someone (a person, Supreme Being etc) but I fail to understand why people want to force others into think what they believe is wrong. If there is some kind of Supreme Being then he/she/shim gave the human race some kind of freedom of choice so if your at least a good person then you should be better off in “the next life” or “on the other side” or whatever.
Thinking your religion is the right one is fair enough but dissing other religions and attempting to “save” people is bullshit. Annoying the shit out of someone is not going to save anyone, its just going to push them away from that religion. Wars are started over this kind of shit. Who gives a fuck if one countries main religion is Islam or another is primarily Catholic? And who gives a fuck if some dude is Jewish or that chick is Wiccan? Pretty much every religion is based on peace (unless, of course, you're a Satanist, but thats a whole other story that I don't are about) so fighting over who’s right is kind of a contradiction.
Christian based religions also annoy and confuse me an awful lot. They are the worst for their Bible bashing activities. Whatever branch of that religion they are, you are very likely to see them about the streets asking you to join their church or advertising their youth groups or telling you how other religions are wrong. A few of the ones I’ve seen and heard about (not all of them, just a few old school peoples and assholes) aren’t big on Jewish people. The sad thing about that is that Jesus was a Jew. The Jews AND the Romans may have killed their Saviour but Christian’s have killed a shit load more people that just one dude who supposedly came back to life anyway. Christians also fucked up Paganism. That’s why Easter has eggs and is never on the same day every year, why Christmas has a tree and all that jazz, some stuff to do with Halloween and the way it is and why the Pentagram is now a sign of the devil and all Satanist shit instead of it being a symbol of femininity and what not. Also, nuns are scary as.
The most fucked up religion of all (in my opinion) is Scientology. IT WAS A FUCKING SCI FI NOVEL FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A FUCKING BELIEF SYSTEM AND BE ALL SECRETIVE ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF SAID BELIEF SYSTEM?! And on the note of Scientology, I’d like to say that Tom Cruise is a fucking wanker. I’m sorry but its true and if you don’t think so then I pity you. (They'll probably come after me now, so if I don't post ever again, fairwell)
Anyway, I don’t hate people who are religious but I hate it when they’re wankers about it. Believe what you want but don’t be a dick about it and don’t argue because if your getting defensive about it then you’re only trying to prove to yourself that what you believe is true, not that the other person is wrong.
EDIT:
On a side note to religions and stuff I reckon if all religions were true and stuff then the Hindus have it best. Karma is practically science (for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction). So basically, if you do good then you'll get something good.
Also, don't kill me for writing this blog. I enjoy my Atheist lifestyle and I don't want to give it up for death or whatever.
I don’t like religion. I mean, people can believe what they want and I don’t care, just as long as they don’t force it on me and my hell bound ways. People who try to force their religion onto others shits me and I don’t understand why they do it. I understand why some people may want to be recognised as doing good or bad by someone (a person, Supreme Being etc) but I fail to understand why people want to force others into think what they believe is wrong. If there is some kind of Supreme Being then he/she/shim gave the human race some kind of freedom of choice so if your at least a good person then you should be better off in “the next life” or “on the other side” or whatever.
Thinking your religion is the right one is fair enough but dissing other religions and attempting to “save” people is bullshit. Annoying the shit out of someone is not going to save anyone, its just going to push them away from that religion. Wars are started over this kind of shit. Who gives a fuck if one countries main religion is Islam or another is primarily Catholic? And who gives a fuck if some dude is Jewish or that chick is Wiccan? Pretty much every religion is based on peace (unless, of course, you're a Satanist, but thats a whole other story that I don't are about) so fighting over who’s right is kind of a contradiction.
Christian based religions also annoy and confuse me an awful lot. They are the worst for their Bible bashing activities. Whatever branch of that religion they are, you are very likely to see them about the streets asking you to join their church or advertising their youth groups or telling you how other religions are wrong. A few of the ones I’ve seen and heard about (not all of them, just a few old school peoples and assholes) aren’t big on Jewish people. The sad thing about that is that Jesus was a Jew. The Jews AND the Romans may have killed their Saviour but Christian’s have killed a shit load more people that just one dude who supposedly came back to life anyway. Christians also fucked up Paganism. That’s why Easter has eggs and is never on the same day every year, why Christmas has a tree and all that jazz, some stuff to do with Halloween and the way it is and why the Pentagram is now a sign of the devil and all Satanist shit instead of it being a symbol of femininity and what not. Also, nuns are scary as.
The most fucked up religion of all (in my opinion) is Scientology. IT WAS A FUCKING SCI FI NOVEL FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A FUCKING BELIEF SYSTEM AND BE ALL SECRETIVE ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF SAID BELIEF SYSTEM?! And on the note of Scientology, I’d like to say that Tom Cruise is a fucking wanker. I’m sorry but its true and if you don’t think so then I pity you. (They'll probably come after me now, so if I don't post ever again, fairwell)
Anyway, I don’t hate people who are religious but I hate it when they’re wankers about it. Believe what you want but don’t be a dick about it and don’t argue because if your getting defensive about it then you’re only trying to prove to yourself that what you believe is true, not that the other person is wrong.
EDIT:
On a side note to religions and stuff I reckon if all religions were true and stuff then the Hindus have it best. Karma is practically science (for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction). So basically, if you do good then you'll get something good.
Also, don't kill me for writing this blog. I enjoy my Atheist lifestyle and I don't want to give it up for death or whatever.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Future Sailors, we're future sailors
I’m going to Japan! W00T!
-Because I like lists so much I decided to make a list of things I want to do while there.
-Sing “Future Sailors”
-Gedan
-Take photo’s with various Disney characters at Tokyo Disneyland
-Take photos with Ellen flag AND Disney characters
-Rides I HAVE to go on while at Disneyland:
+Space Mountain
+Pirates of the Caribbean
+Haunted Mansion
-Sing Gwen Stefani’s “Harajuku Girls” at Harajuku girls
-THIS!
-Get my host family to sing a Lady Gaga song
There are lots more things I wanna do but these are the big things I have to do.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Japan Tour
Every now and then my school does these school trips to Japan. I really want to go to the one that is happening at the end of this year but neither my parents nor I have the money. It’s approximately $3600 plus about $1000 spending money (because when changed to Yen it won’t be as much money).
Some of my friends are going too and it’s during Schoolies week so it would be awesome to go to Japan with friends instead of doing nothing or going to the Gold Coast.
The only way I can get the money is if I call my grandfather and ask nicely for it. He’s a bit odd but is really nice so there is a good chance he’ll lend me the money. The only problem is that I have a major fear of calling people on the phone. I don’t call anyone off my home phone unless it’s my mum at work and that’s it. I don’t even like answering the phone.
So now I have a few things to put on my To Do list.
Grow some balls and call my grandfather
Get a job so I can pay him back.
Some of my friends are going too and it’s during Schoolies week so it would be awesome to go to Japan with friends instead of doing nothing or going to the Gold Coast.
The only way I can get the money is if I call my grandfather and ask nicely for it. He’s a bit odd but is really nice so there is a good chance he’ll lend me the money. The only problem is that I have a major fear of calling people on the phone. I don’t call anyone off my home phone unless it’s my mum at work and that’s it. I don’t even like answering the phone.
So now I have a few things to put on my To Do list.
Grow some balls and call my grandfather
Get a job so I can pay him back.
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