O.K., so this is a blog about my friend Jess instead of doing homework that’s due in the morning.
Jess… What can I say about Jess? She is rather awesome.
According to Facebook, Jess is:
• Female
• Her political views are Fox Mulder for President
• She has a blog
And
• She lost her wallet at Soundwave and would very much like it back
So, how long have I known Jess? Since grade eight. We were in the same class and our sisters were friends but we had no idea who each other was. Our sisters were on the phone and made us talk to each other… awkward… and then we still had no idea who the other one was. Fun fun times. Also, I remember that she was short and still is :D
(This is a lot harder than I thought)
She’s currently finishing Grade 12, is better at art than me and is generally cooler than me in most ways. She likes X-Files, Hannah Montana (LAME) and ice skating. Umm… she’s pale as bro. Also she is under the impression that she’ll be able to get her own place without a job or any source of income. I will live in a cupboard at her house that she will open when she needs lulz and then I’ll be all in a cupboard like Gary Numan.
She owns a unicycle that she never uses because she is unskilled…
Because I can’t think of any convincing lies to tell about Jess’s life I shall stop this blog here and still not do my homework.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Climbing through windows
On Thursday I forgot my keys so went I got home I was kind of stuck sitting in the backyard waiting for my little sister to get home even though she finished school at the same time as me. I was sitting outside for about 10 minuets waiting when I thought to myself "Grace has proabably left her window unlocked...Hmmm".
Well, I proceeded to go to my sister's bedroom window and remove the fly screen and slide her window open. The thing is, I'm not exactly the greatest climber. I don't have any climbing skills at all. So, I grab some big empty flower pots and use them as a step but I sort of didn't think to turn the pots upside-down to make them more stable to stand on. So I put my wieght to far to one side of the pot and now I have a graze from the brick wall. It was bleeding and hurty.
I eventually got in the window and all that jazz but now my leg hurts. :D
Also, my mother has now locked my sister's window with a key.
Well, I proceeded to go to my sister's bedroom window and remove the fly screen and slide her window open. The thing is, I'm not exactly the greatest climber. I don't have any climbing skills at all. So, I grab some big empty flower pots and use them as a step but I sort of didn't think to turn the pots upside-down to make them more stable to stand on. So I put my wieght to far to one side of the pot and now I have a graze from the brick wall. It was bleeding and hurty.
I eventually got in the window and all that jazz but now my leg hurts. :D
Also, my mother has now locked my sister's window with a key.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
BLAH
It seems that I’m not at all good at this regular blogging. I shall try and do it more often.
So, since Valentine’s Day nothing much has happened. I bought a ticket to Soundwave from a kid at school who couldn’t go so on the 20th Feb I went to that with Jess. I got sunstroke and felt really sick so I went home early. It went from 11 am to 10 pm and I’m not sure what time I left but I know the sun was still up. I missed seeing Faith No More because they were playing last. I would have liked to see them. Apparently they play a version of Poker Face at their shows so I’m sad I missed that. It would have been epic. (<<< lol. Pun!)
The Lady Gaga concert is on in just over a month. I can’t wait! Hopefully the Ellen flag that Jess M and I ordered will be here by then. I love Gaga so much.
Also, the other day I found out that Lady Sovereign is bisexual (leaning towards the girls). I really like Lady Sov. She’s like a female Eminem but cooler and less of a wigga. Because I don’t watch (get) Celebrity Big Brother UK I didn’t know. I like her even more now for coming out. Yay Sov!
Other than that I really haven’t done anything all that interesting.
So, since Valentine’s Day nothing much has happened. I bought a ticket to Soundwave from a kid at school who couldn’t go so on the 20th Feb I went to that with Jess. I got sunstroke and felt really sick so I went home early. It went from 11 am to 10 pm and I’m not sure what time I left but I know the sun was still up. I missed seeing Faith No More because they were playing last. I would have liked to see them. Apparently they play a version of Poker Face at their shows so I’m sad I missed that. It would have been epic. (<<< lol. Pun!)
The Lady Gaga concert is on in just over a month. I can’t wait! Hopefully the Ellen flag that Jess M and I ordered will be here by then. I love Gaga so much.
Also, the other day I found out that Lady Sovereign is bisexual (leaning towards the girls). I really like Lady Sov. She’s like a female Eminem but cooler and less of a wigga. Because I don’t watch (get) Celebrity Big Brother UK I didn’t know. I like her even more now for coming out. Yay Sov!
Other than that I really haven’t done anything all that interesting.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Oh Hai!
Well today is Valentine's Day. Oh joy...
I have never really enjoyed Valentine's Day (even if I do get cards). I think it's kind of pointless. Well, anyway, instead of doing something romantic (it's not like a have anyone to do anything romantic with) I went and saw my nana. She tought me how to make curry, which is nice because I like curry. It's awesome. And now I sit at home and blog. YAY! Oh what an eventful day I've had. :D
I have never really enjoyed Valentine's Day (even if I do get cards). I think it's kind of pointless. Well, anyway, instead of doing something romantic (it's not like a have anyone to do anything romantic with) I went and saw my nana. She tought me how to make curry, which is nice because I like curry. It's awesome. And now I sit at home and blog. YAY! Oh what an eventful day I've had. :D
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Updates on my life. Yay.
Well recently I've come back to school for yet another year of hell. WOOT!
I've just started year 12 which is my final year of high school. I have no idea as to what I'll do after I graduate but I'm sure I'll think of something soon enough. Any suggestions?
So, my friend and I just recently created this thing called "The Ellen Conquers Queensland" team. Basicly, we've bought some flags with Ellen DeGeneres' face on them and we're going to go to various places around Queensland, Australia (where I obviously live) and help Ellen conquer the world.
My school recently introduced a new 'system' in the way of 'punishing' the naughty ones and such. Basicly, every single person in every single class must line up in two lines outside of whatever class they have at the time and if you're naughty durring class you're sent to 'TIME OUT' and then if you're good you get this card with your name on it and whatever it was that you were doing good written on it. I think, seeing as I am 17 and if I am naughty I have to go to time out then the school should also introduce Nap Time. Sleep is important in every teenagers life.
That's really all I've done so far. Not much else has happend.
I guess I shall update this soon-ish.
Bye bye then.
I've just started year 12 which is my final year of high school. I have no idea as to what I'll do after I graduate but I'm sure I'll think of something soon enough. Any suggestions?
So, my friend and I just recently created this thing called "The Ellen Conquers Queensland" team. Basicly, we've bought some flags with Ellen DeGeneres' face on them and we're going to go to various places around Queensland, Australia (where I obviously live) and help Ellen conquer the world.
My school recently introduced a new 'system' in the way of 'punishing' the naughty ones and such. Basicly, every single person in every single class must line up in two lines outside of whatever class they have at the time and if you're naughty durring class you're sent to 'TIME OUT' and then if you're good you get this card with your name on it and whatever it was that you were doing good written on it. I think, seeing as I am 17 and if I am naughty I have to go to time out then the school should also introduce Nap Time. Sleep is important in every teenagers life.
That's really all I've done so far. Not much else has happend.
I guess I shall update this soon-ish.
Bye bye then.
Oh Hey There.
I curently have yet another blog which I think people should be very interested in and if you're not then you make me very very sad.
http://ellenconquersqld.blogspot.com/
All the info on this new blog is on it so go read it and follow or whatever.
I'll still update this one and my List so don't stop coming here to read this.
The List
http://quietnonsense.blogspot.com/
http://ellenconquersqld.blogspot.com/
All the info on this new blog is on it so go read it and follow or whatever.
I'll still update this one and my List so don't stop coming here to read this.
The List
http://quietnonsense.blogspot.com/
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