A Blog About Jess

O.K., so this is a blog about my friend Jess instead of doing homework that’s due in the morning.

Jess… What can I say about Jess? She is rather awesome.
According to Facebook, Jess is:
• Female
• Her political views are Fox Mulder for President
• She has a blog

And
• She lost her wallet at Soundwave and would very much like it back

So, how long have I known Jess? Since grade eight. We were in the same class and our sisters were friends but we had no idea who each other was. Our sisters were on the phone and made us talk to each other… awkward… and then we still had no idea who the other one was. Fun fun times. Also, I remember that she was short and still is :D

(This is a lot harder than I thought)

She’s currently finishing Grade 12, is better at art than me and is generally cooler than me in most ways. She likes X-Files, Hannah Montana (LAME) and ice skating. Umm… she’s pale as bro. Also she is under the impression that she’ll be able to get her own place without a job or any source of income. I will live in a cupboard at her house that she will open when she needs lulz and then I’ll be all in a cupboard like Gary Numan.

She owns a unicycle that she never uses because she is unskilled…


Because I can’t think of any convincing lies to tell about Jess’s life I shall stop this blog here and still not do my homework.