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Greetings!

I realise I am rather shit at blogging but it’s not my fault! Year 12 is hard and I can find the time to blog or do anything blog worthy.

Today was BORING! I had an all day English assessment thing for the Year 12 Shakespeare performance’s and speeches. I really hate public speaking. It’s a skill I’m very unlikely to use in everyday life due to the fact that I’ll never get myself in a situation where I’ll have to make a speech in real life.

Also, today I have decided what vehicle I will buy once I have my licence. I transit van! When I say transit van I mean something like this. I plan to put seating along the sides of the storage bit so it looks like the inside of a big jet plane thingy… Yes, I know, I’m very lame.

ALSO!, today I decided that my new life goal is to get as many @replies from as many famous people as possible… I know it’s sad but it’s still a goal. Here is my twitter :D

And in other news, these school holidays I plan to do some things on my list in between assignments and ECOQ stuff… So follow my other two blogs for that interesting stuff…

Lady Gaga's MONSTER BALL!

I know I haven't blogged all that much of late, but I've been busy (lazy) with school work and all that jazz.
So, last night I saw Lady Gaga live. IT.WAS.EPIC. There isn't much I can really say except for "You had to be there."... If didn't go or haven't seen it or can't see it I reccomend you You Tube it because it was definately the best thing I have ever seen in my life.
I was so freaking close to the stage!
Here is a picture I took

This picture was taken without zoom. Yeah, I was close.

On a Gaga related issue, to that bitch that was trying to steal my spot by kicking me in the back of the legs with your high heels and pinching me, I'LL CUT CHA UP MOFO!

This is why someone should buy me a webcam

Mia says:
*I think I may have to kill myself. Macbeth used to be cool before I had to analyise him beyond repair
Jess says:
*Bahahaha
Mia says:
*Don't laugh at my pain. On top of english I still haven't thought of a quote of the week
*I have to do two quotes!
Jess says:
*Quick!
Mia says:
*I iz gunna fail *facepalm*
Jess says:
*You make me lol
Mia says:
*This conversation would be much more funny if you had my facial expressions to go with the text
*which is why someone should buy me a webcam.
*or at least create emoticons of my many facial expressions
Jess says:
*I'll get you one!
Mia says:
*if you do that my life will be complete
Jess says:
*okie dokie
Mia says:
*or at least mostly complete
*somewhat complete.
*a little bit complete.
*sort of
*...

Omegle Doctor Who style

Another interesting Omegle conversation with a twat.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: location?
You: England
Stranger: i like to masterbate with barbaque sauce
You: I'm looking for the Doctor
Stranger: doctor love?
You: No, he's got a big blue box
Stranger: gay
You: it makes whooshing sounds
You: and kind of travels through time and space
Stranger: your weird
You: So you haven't seen him?
Stranger: i saw your mom
You: Go fuck a Dalek
Stranger: i fucked your mom
Stranger: whats a dalek?
Stranger: i dont speak foreign language
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol-ie-est Omegle convo

This is a conversation I had with some kid from LA on Omegle


You: so, its probably the 9th there, right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you on the 9th too?
You: no, that was yesterday.
Stranger: no shit thats cool im talking to someone from the future!!! lol
Stranger: hahahahahahhah
You: The future is pretty awesome
Stranger: lol so much better thatn the past lol
Stranger: u know whats the next lotto numbers so i can bet and win
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ill give you like 40 percent lol
You: No, sorry. If I told you that I'd probably rip a hole in the fabric of space and time and then we'd all be fucked.

English will be the end of me

Because I have a shit-load of homework to do, I thought the best thing to do would be to blog.

My English essay is due on Friday and then a week or so after that I have to do a speech/performance for English (again, I know, lame) about Macbeth. I can see two BIG things wrong with this speech assessment.

1. I have an almost crippling fear of public speaking. Just thinking about it now is making me panic. ( I know it may seem as though I’m exaggerating, but I’m not).
2. I can’t act. We have to perform one of the monologues and then talk about it and stuff. I don’t care what other people say, I can’t act. I so can’t act.
   

… Yeah, I’m fucked.

That’s enough about my impending doom.
I’m sick and it’s lame… and that’s about it. I don’t have any more interesting information about my interesting life.

Sunday blog about Jess

Every Sunday from now on will be about what Jess has done over the week. (She made me do this).


This week Jess lost 15 points in art because the teacher took over her work. Everyone, besides Jess, was very happy because she was winning. She's still winning but I was still a good moment for everyone, except Jess.

A couple of weeks ago Jess lost her wallet at Soundwave. She thought she'd never see it again, until Thursday when the school told her that someone named Adam had found her wallet with her money still inside.

Jess also went to see Josh Thomas do stand up on Friday night. Apparently it was really good. I kind of wish I went instead of sitting at home watching Doctor Who on my own. After seeing Mr. Thomas, Jess and her sister took a nice boat ride for no reason other than going on a boat ride.

Yesterday Jess went op shopping and got lots of neat stuff.

She also made banana muffins earlier in the week and again today... muffins.

And now, because I've forgotten everything else Jess did this week, here is a picture of Jess which I edited.

A list of things that are awkward

Because I get really bored and don’t do anything in my Maths class I made a list of things I find really awkward.

THINGS THAT ARE AWKWARD
Having to ask teachers to use the toilet

Being around couples who are making out

Sitting in the back of your friends parents car when it’s all quiet

Watching a movie with your friends when an extremely intense sex scene comes on

Failing at having readable handwriting on documents that you have to give to someone else and then you have to re-do it because you know they won’t be able to read it and then they see that you re-did it and they give you this look as if to say “Wow… you fail”

Sitting with old people you don’t know

Sitting with people in class that you don’t know and don’t want to know that want to talk to you for no good reason other than to talk

When people think you’re sad when if fact that’s just how your face sits and they ask if you’re O.K.

When someone sits next to you on the bus/train when there are plenty of empty seats

Being in an elevator with lots of people

Remembering something funny, laughing about it to yourself, and then having people look at you like a freak

When someone tells you something really bad and because you’re either shocked or don’t know what to do you smile/laugh and then the person looks at you in a way as if to say “Dude, what the fuck?”

Art Teachers Faves Points System

My art teacher tends to have favourites when it comes to her students. The better you're artwork relates to the style of art she likes, the more attention she pays to you and your artwork. If you do an amazing artwork you'll have her attention more. If you hand in a bad artwork and art journal then she'll think less of you and will pay a lot less attention to you.

My friends and I have noticed this in our art teacher and realised that our friend Jess is her favourite because they have similar tastes in artistic style. Caity is a close second, I'm third and poor old Mad is last. So, today we set up a scoring system that tallies points to each of us when our teacher does particular things.
Going by our teacher's previous behaviours we concluded that at the start of that lesson Jess was on 1000 points, Caity was on 700, I was on 600 and Mad was on 500. In the middle of last year I was probably on 400, Caity 500, Mad 800 and Jess was still 1000. Mad's points were lowered because of the quality of her artwork at the end of last year and mine and Caity's were raised because we did awesome artworks (finally).
So at the start of our art lesson we made a key for how we score or lose points and then we'll see who the teacher’s favourite is at the end of the year.

Key
Shows interest in work = 1 point per minute and 2 points after 5 minutes
Concern about absence = 10 points
Lack of concern about absence = -5 points
Death stare (blank stare when uninterested or confused or expressing dislike for work)= -15 points
Bragging to other teachers about individuals artwork= 50 points
Changing your idea for artwork = -15 points (depends on how big a change [group vote])
Special Treatment (Bringing stuff for your work or ordering in supplies)= 20 points
Life Story (something you do makes her talk about her life) = 2 points per min and 4 points each min over 5 min
Back Stabbing (individuals working against other individuals) = -50 points
Bringing up thoughts of you ("I was thinking about your artwork on the weekend....") = 20 points
Questioning your artwork = -10 points
Believing lies = 10 points
Not believing lies = - 10 points

After today’s lesson Jess earned 13 points for interest and 2 points for life story, Caity earned 1 point for interest, 2 points for life story and 10 points for special treatment, I earned 2 points for interest and Mad earned 1 point for interest.

We'll see how this works out.