Omegle Doctor Who style

Another interesting Omegle conversation with a twat.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: location?
You: England
Stranger: i like to masterbate with barbaque sauce
You: I'm looking for the Doctor
Stranger: doctor love?
You: No, he's got a big blue box
Stranger: gay
You: it makes whooshing sounds
You: and kind of travels through time and space
Stranger: your weird
You: So you haven't seen him?
Stranger: i saw your mom
You: Go fuck a Dalek
Stranger: i fucked your mom
Stranger: whats a dalek?
Stranger: i dont speak foreign language
Your conversational partner has disconnected.