Japan Tour

Every now and then my school does these school trips to Japan. I really want to go to the one that is happening at the end of this year but neither my parents nor I have the money. It’s approximately $3600 plus about $1000 spending money (because when changed to Yen it won’t be as much money).


Some of my friends are going too and it’s during Schoolies week so it would be awesome to go to Japan with friends instead of doing nothing or going to the Gold Coast.

The only way I can get the money is if I call my grandfather and ask nicely for it. He’s a bit odd but is really nice so there is a good chance he’ll lend me the money. The only problem is that I have a major fear of calling people on the phone. I don’t call anyone off my home phone unless it’s my mum at work and that’s it. I don’t even like answering the phone.

So now I have a few things to put on my To Do list.

Grow some balls and call my grandfather
Get a job so I can pay him back.

Social Interview

A lot of people on Facebook would be familiar with Social Interview.

Social Interview is FREAKING RETARDED. Although this is the only application I use on Facebook it is still really really retarded. It used to just ask you questions about your friends like "Is so-n-so a good friend?" or whatever. But now, it's all "Would you hook up with whats-her-face?" and blah blah blah.

Tonight I was asked:

If Jess tried, could he/she seduce you?


My answer was simply:


WHAT THE FUCK?!


I swear that Facebook is trying to get me to confess my undying love for Jess because I only get asked these questions about Jess.

So, I'd like to use this blog post to say this.

Jess, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you..... *sigh**cough cough*

Stuff I like

I’m bored so I’m going to make a list of things I like (They’re in the order of when I thought of it…):

· Doctor Who
· You Tube
· Harry Potter
· Wizard Rock
· Timelord Rock
· Rainbows
· The Vlog Brothers
· John Green books
· The Da Vinci Code
· My friends
· Lady Gaga
· Queen
· Musicals
· The Rocky Horror Picture Show
· Tim Curry
· Lady Sovereign
· Black
· Artistic things (Not Art class…)
· Hot chips and gravy
· V energy drinks
· Psychology
· The Mighty Boosh
· David Tennent
· Billi Piper
· Chicken
· Cooking
· Photoshop

And the last thing for today is

· Queers

Meh

Life has been rather meh lately.
I mean, its been fun, I’ve laughed and enjoyed the stuff I have been doing and all that jazz its just that when everything calms down I just feel kind of… I don’t know… blah, I guess.

When I’m with friends I appear fine, I guess, but when I’m at home or alone I just feel all… not empty (that sounds like really stereotypically depressing)… but just down, I guess. I don’t know. Theres no reason for me to be all emo.

Jess fails at english

Jess says:
*how do you spell that word
*emence
*like, big?
*word is having trouble working out what I'm trying to say...
Mia says:
*immense
Jess says:
*Oooooh
Mia says:
*I asked Google
Jess says:
*Thank you, all mighty Google!
Mia says:
*almighty
*not all mighty
Jess says:
*oh christy
**facepalm*
Mia says:
*LOL!

Most retarded Omegle convo ever

I fail to see how this stranger is 18 and from an English speaking country...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asl pls
You: 17 F Australia
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m us
Stranger: wanna sex?
Stranger: lol
You: ... wanna sex? really?
Stranger: you wanna sex?
You: What.The.Fuck? Your English is shit
You have disconnected.

Stalkers are hilarious if its not happening to you.

The life of my friends make me laugh so hard sometimes although some of the things that happen to them are slightly concerning.

Such a thing is happening to Jess and it is so fucking hilarious and yet verging on being really obsessively creepy. Although I’ve never actually met this guy but from what Jess has told me about him and his Facebook page I can conclude that he is indeed obsessed with poor ol’ Jess. I fear that soon it will go from “I’m a clingy guy that wants you way too much” too “Get in the van”. And yet, it’s still hilarious.

My theory is that he is either:

a) Actually in love with her and is just weird about it
b) Gay and convincing himself he’s in love with her because he’s in denial

Or

c) Just a freak

I like to think it’s a mix of b) and c).

So as a way to help Jess here are some “I’m going to kidnap you” phrases she should look out for:

“Get in the van.”
“Are you allergic to chloroform?” or “Can I press this damp rag into your face while you inhale?”
“You wanna go for a walk toward that dark and isolated location?”
“Hold still while I throw you in this sack.”
“Can I restrain you with this large roll of duct tape?”

biggest coward around

Coward;
A person lacking courage; ignobly timid and faint-hearted

I’m a coward. I’m probably the biggest coward around.

No matter how many times I try to set myself this one particular goal I always fail because I’m to cowardly to even attempt it. I’m constantly thinking of ways to achieve this goal of mine but when it comes time to actually do it I freak out and force myself to forget about it which doesn’t work so I just make myself feel worse.

I am so cowardly I fear to even mention my goal on the internet where I remain mostly anonymous.

I believe most of my cowardice comes from my lack of credible social skills which have caused me to be a self-pitying, angst filled emo kid who lives primarily online which is rather sad.

Yay for self pity. Sorry about the angst infested post. Just being incredibly emo, its late and I’m bored. Forgive me for this bullshit post. For something cheerful click here

Oh Ponyo... why?

Sorry Jess.

I saw this and almost died laughing (while dying a little on the inside).

No need for Gaydar

Today I was at the shops buying my mum her Mothers Day present and buying my nana one as well because my mum was being lazy. Lol

So the shops were more crowded than I had seen it before because I don’t bother going there at Christmas time due to the fact that it’s so small. But it wasn’t just crowded, it was crowded with; get this, MOSTLY hardcore butch lesbian couples. Most of the time there are only a few lesbian couples every now and then but today 90% of the people there were butch lesbians.

I have nothing against lesbians but it was just, like, wow. There were so many! I’ve never seen that many lesbians in one place, ever!

In that place today there was no need for Gaydar.

My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan

I was really bored the other night so I made my Zombie Apocalypse plan. You never know, it could happen


Before apocalypse:
1. Acquire an large transit van
2. Modify van to have a sun roof, ladders positioned under sun roof, protective steal mesh over windows and windscreen and bull bar.
3. Gather large supply of matches and/or lighters
4. Gather a few spare car batteries
5. Make a sort list of loved ones and useful people (who you can get along with) (strong, good with computers etc) who will come with you




During apocalypse:

1. Gather loved ones and useful people
2. Gather anything that can be used as a weapon against the un-dead
3. Gather food from your home, loved ones homes
4. Raid nearest grocery store for non-perishable foods, bottled water, food supplements and any other necessary items
5. Raid nearest hunting/camping/sporting goods store for more supplies and possible weapons.
6. Raid nearest pharmacy for medical supplies (NOT HOSPITAL as there will be zombies at the hospitals… duh)
7. If possible, also try to gain access to some kind of electronics store for a possible security system if you or one of your companions can create that.
8. Find a largely abandoned/isolated area to set up camp or a multi story complex (e.g. hotel) and set up camp on the roof of said complex (after checking all floors for the un-dead and killing them).
9. Set up some kind of defence and guarding system (a watch shift system, electrical trip wire alarm system, CCTV etc)
10. Stay as hidden as possible and kill all un-dead persons/creatures you come across. Once one of them knows where you are they all know.
11. Keep moving. Don’t stay in the one place for more than a night for the first month or so.
12. If you or one of your companions is bitten (depending on their importance to the group or yourself or personal connection) either a) remove the bitten limb b) kill them immediately or c) wait until they turn and then kill them.
13. Try to avoid some kind of government run camp for the survivors. We all know the government don’t know shit about helping people.

... is a bitch.

I am finally free from art for at least the rest of the week. I’ve done my artwork and the stupid power point for the artwork that’s not even on the task sheet but we have to do anyway. I had to email my teacher the power point even though she asked for a disc or USB but she’s crazy and will keep my USB because she knows nothing about computers due to her “I don’t understand technology” approach to life and I can’t find a blank disc anywhere.

Now all I have to worry about is my English assignment which is due in three weeks or so and my Home Ec cooking this week. Fun!


Year 12 is a bitch.