The Gaga Situation

[Disclaimer: I realise that Lady Gaga is a person who has freedom of choice etc... but this is a hypothetical situation debate between me and my friends because we're weird and obsessive (well, not obsessive, that would be creepy :S) and love Gaga.]

As you should know, I like Lady Gaga. She's fucking awesome.

Since just before Lady Gaga’s Brisbane Monster Ball, my friend Jess M and I had been arguing over which one of us would date/ friend with benefits /be with (or whatever) Gaga if we ever had the chance. This argument continued for about a week after the Monster Ball.
Soon this argument began to involve who had to put in the most or least amount of effort to make it work with her. Jess M said she’d turn for Gaga. I said that I didn’t have to turn for her. She said that she should get her because I didn’t put any effort in. I said I should get her because she has to put in too much effort. At this point we were still undecided as to who should be with Gaga.

The other day my other friend, Jess B, said that she also wanted Gaga. This resulted in another discussion about who would or wouldn’t get her.

Eventually, after much discussion, we came to the conclusion that if the situation ever came about that one of us three could be with Lady Gaga we would either a) fight to the death and the winner would live happily with Gaga and mourn the death of their two defeated friends or b) let Gaga chose who she wishes to be with (be that one, two or all of us).

Although this situation is beyond highly unlikely, we believe this is the fairest way to chose.

The thing about option b) is that I think it would be a hard choice. So here is a list of reasons why she would chose each of us going by what I’ve observed

Jess B:
Into old school pop/rock (e.g. Bowie)
Wide range of musical tastes
Quirky fashion (vintage clothing that looks awesome)
Artistic
Musically inclined
Has the whole “punk rock nana” image planned for after she leaves school
Willing to be tattooed and pierced
Funny

Jess M:
Ballsy
Funny
Willing to be pierced
Willing to turn for Gaga
Wide range of musical taste
Artsy

Me:
Funny
Willing to be pierced and tattooed
Willing to look like a n00b/freak/idiot in public
Wide range of musical tastes
Into old school pop/rock
Strange/quirky ideas/quotes
Artistic

Even with these reasons why she’d chose any of us its still a difficult decision.
I’d still like a definite answer to this question but it seems that I will never have it.