My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan

I was really bored the other night so I made my Zombie Apocalypse plan. You never know, it could happen


Before apocalypse:
1. Acquire an large transit van
2. Modify van to have a sun roof, ladders positioned under sun roof, protective steal mesh over windows and windscreen and bull bar.
3. Gather large supply of matches and/or lighters
4. Gather a few spare car batteries
5. Make a sort list of loved ones and useful people (who you can get along with) (strong, good with computers etc) who will come with you




During apocalypse:

1. Gather loved ones and useful people
2. Gather anything that can be used as a weapon against the un-dead
3. Gather food from your home, loved ones homes
4. Raid nearest grocery store for non-perishable foods, bottled water, food supplements and any other necessary items
5. Raid nearest hunting/camping/sporting goods store for more supplies and possible weapons.
6. Raid nearest pharmacy for medical supplies (NOT HOSPITAL as there will be zombies at the hospitals… duh)
7. If possible, also try to gain access to some kind of electronics store for a possible security system if you or one of your companions can create that.
8. Find a largely abandoned/isolated area to set up camp or a multi story complex (e.g. hotel) and set up camp on the roof of said complex (after checking all floors for the un-dead and killing them).
9. Set up some kind of defence and guarding system (a watch shift system, electrical trip wire alarm system, CCTV etc)
10. Stay as hidden as possible and kill all un-dead persons/creatures you come across. Once one of them knows where you are they all know.
11. Keep moving. Don’t stay in the one place for more than a night for the first month or so.
12. If you or one of your companions is bitten (depending on their importance to the group or yourself or personal connection) either a) remove the bitten limb b) kill them immediately or c) wait until they turn and then kill them.
13. Try to avoid some kind of government run camp for the survivors. We all know the government don’t know shit about helping people.