Recently I was talking about my zombie apocalypse with some relatively awesome people. This conversation made me think it’s probably a good idea to review my current plan. I think a plan b should be made just in case.
PLAN B (after finding suitable weapon for the time being and anything that you want to keep like photos and family videos or your iPod…)
1.Acquire large transit van
2.Gather loved ones
3.Gather relatively useful people (strong, smart, bait, etc…)
4.Raid hunting/camping supply store for:
Weapons (an assortment of blunt items for whacking, blades for stabbing and guns and ammo for shooting)
Camping gear (camping stoves, torches, lighters, gas bottles, food, sleeping bags, cots, matches/lighters etc)
5.Raid closest grocery store and pharmacy for non-perishable items, supplements, bottled water, various medical supplies and whatever else you may need (probably best to make a list of things long before the apocalypse starts…)
6.DON’T GO TO THE HOSPITALS FOR MEDICAL SUPPLIES! People rising from the dead, hospitals are full of dying people and the morgue is full of dead people. Don’t be stupid.
7.Flee to the nearest marina, hijack a boat big enough for you and you’re loved ones/ useful people and sail about 5km out to sea.
8.As food supplies lower, head back to land in small groups to gather supplies, kill zombies and possibly also kill the people that you no longer need…
9.Enjoy life at sea and avoid any government run camps…
As a general rule, just kill the zombies regardless of what step you’re on. Once one of them knows where you are they all do.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Update
Due to grade 12 being super time consuming and inspiration draining I haven’t been blogging. I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Life’s a bitch.
So I’m going to crawl back into the pit of despair which is my life at the moment. I shall attempt to blog more often. Promise
So I’m going to crawl back into the pit of despair which is my life at the moment. I shall attempt to blog more often. Promise
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Stuff that happend
The school holidays have pasted and it is currently the Friday of the first week back at school. Oh joy.
I’m not at school today due to it being Sports Day. Usually my friends and I would have some kind of food day at the lake but today people are either chilling at home, at sports day because “It’s the last time I’ll get to go” or at home telling themselves that they are going to work on their art assignment but blog instead.
The holidays were… somewhat eventful. The first week consisted of sleeping in until 10 am and not doing anything except maybe completing some stuff off my list. The second week however, was slightly more eventful.
On the Thursday of the second week some friends and I went to the greatest food establishment on the planet, The Pancake Manor. It was awesome. I also bought a sonic screwdriver and it is so awesome. Although it is just a toy I use it constantly. The Sunday of the same week two friends and I went to Sizzlers. It was fun. We ate and sat in our booth thing for ages because we had an hour or something until the next bus came. There were many lolz. We made faces out of some melon skin and bits of hard fruit and put green mints in cups of water to make it green because we’re freaks. Then when we had to wait for our bus outside a pub… That was certainly an interesting experience.
And then on Tuesday we had to back to school. What a sad day. BUT! My friend let me borrow her copy of Will Grayson Will Grayson. It is sooooo gooooood! And so gay (in a good way).
I’m not at school today due to it being Sports Day. Usually my friends and I would have some kind of food day at the lake but today people are either chilling at home, at sports day because “It’s the last time I’ll get to go” or at home telling themselves that they are going to work on their art assignment but blog instead.
The holidays were… somewhat eventful. The first week consisted of sleeping in until 10 am and not doing anything except maybe completing some stuff off my list. The second week however, was slightly more eventful.
On the Thursday of the second week some friends and I went to the greatest food establishment on the planet, The Pancake Manor. It was awesome. I also bought a sonic screwdriver and it is so awesome. Although it is just a toy I use it constantly. The Sunday of the same week two friends and I went to Sizzlers. It was fun. We ate and sat in our booth thing for ages because we had an hour or something until the next bus came. There were many lolz. We made faces out of some melon skin and bits of hard fruit and put green mints in cups of water to make it green because we’re freaks. Then when we had to wait for our bus outside a pub… That was certainly an interesting experience.
And then on Tuesday we had to back to school. What a sad day. BUT! My friend let me borrow her copy of Will Grayson Will Grayson. It is sooooo gooooood! And so gay (in a good way).
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
meh
I hate “meh” days. I feel like I’ve wasted my whole day sleeping or sitting on the computer looking at LOLcats. On my “meh” days I usually end up thinking about what I could have done or who I could have seen or what I could have said and I never end up doing any of it in the end because by the time I’m like “Okay, I’m going to do something now!” it’s like 6.30pm and my family is trying to feed me.
Today I could have done loads. I could have walked the dog, bought food to cook dinner for everyone, made something awesome, filmed a vlog or done something off my list, but I didn’t because I’m lazy and would rather sit around listening to ALL CAPS and stalking my friend’s siblings on Facebook to get them to show me an embarrassing video of said friend.
And now there is some kind of emergency down stairs that I should really go and check out… Eventful.
Today I could have done loads. I could have walked the dog, bought food to cook dinner for everyone, made something awesome, filmed a vlog or done something off my list, but I didn’t because I’m lazy and would rather sit around listening to ALL CAPS and stalking my friend’s siblings on Facebook to get them to show me an embarrassing video of said friend.
And now there is some kind of emergency down stairs that I should really go and check out… Eventful.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Rant about religion
Disclaimer: I don't like religion. I'm not saying what you believe is wrong but I am going to say why I don't like it and what I see wrong with it. I'm not saying that your choice of Saviour is not real. Don't be a dick.
I don’t like religion. I mean, people can believe what they want and I don’t care, just as long as they don’t force it on me and my hell bound ways. People who try to force their religion onto others shits me and I don’t understand why they do it. I understand why some people may want to be recognised as doing good or bad by someone (a person, Supreme Being etc) but I fail to understand why people want to force others into think what they believe is wrong. If there is some kind of Supreme Being then he/she/shim gave the human race some kind of freedom of choice so if your at least a good person then you should be better off in “the next life” or “on the other side” or whatever.
Thinking your religion is the right one is fair enough but dissing other religions and attempting to “save” people is bullshit. Annoying the shit out of someone is not going to save anyone, its just going to push them away from that religion. Wars are started over this kind of shit. Who gives a fuck if one countries main religion is Islam or another is primarily Catholic? And who gives a fuck if some dude is Jewish or that chick is Wiccan? Pretty much every religion is based on peace (unless, of course, you're a Satanist, but thats a whole other story that I don't are about) so fighting over who’s right is kind of a contradiction.
Christian based religions also annoy and confuse me an awful lot. They are the worst for their Bible bashing activities. Whatever branch of that religion they are, you are very likely to see them about the streets asking you to join their church or advertising their youth groups or telling you how other religions are wrong. A few of the ones I’ve seen and heard about (not all of them, just a few old school peoples and assholes) aren’t big on Jewish people. The sad thing about that is that Jesus was a Jew. The Jews AND the Romans may have killed their Saviour but Christian’s have killed a shit load more people that just one dude who supposedly came back to life anyway. Christians also fucked up Paganism. That’s why Easter has eggs and is never on the same day every year, why Christmas has a tree and all that jazz, some stuff to do with Halloween and the way it is and why the Pentagram is now a sign of the devil and all Satanist shit instead of it being a symbol of femininity and what not. Also, nuns are scary as.
The most fucked up religion of all (in my opinion) is Scientology. IT WAS A FUCKING SCI FI NOVEL FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A FUCKING BELIEF SYSTEM AND BE ALL SECRETIVE ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF SAID BELIEF SYSTEM?! And on the note of Scientology, I’d like to say that Tom Cruise is a fucking wanker. I’m sorry but its true and if you don’t think so then I pity you. (They'll probably come after me now, so if I don't post ever again, fairwell)
Anyway, I don’t hate people who are religious but I hate it when they’re wankers about it. Believe what you want but don’t be a dick about it and don’t argue because if your getting defensive about it then you’re only trying to prove to yourself that what you believe is true, not that the other person is wrong.
EDIT:
On a side note to religions and stuff I reckon if all religions were true and stuff then the Hindus have it best. Karma is practically science (for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction). So basically, if you do good then you'll get something good.
Also, don't kill me for writing this blog. I enjoy my Atheist lifestyle and I don't want to give it up for death or whatever.
I don’t like religion. I mean, people can believe what they want and I don’t care, just as long as they don’t force it on me and my hell bound ways. People who try to force their religion onto others shits me and I don’t understand why they do it. I understand why some people may want to be recognised as doing good or bad by someone (a person, Supreme Being etc) but I fail to understand why people want to force others into think what they believe is wrong. If there is some kind of Supreme Being then he/she/shim gave the human race some kind of freedom of choice so if your at least a good person then you should be better off in “the next life” or “on the other side” or whatever.
Thinking your religion is the right one is fair enough but dissing other religions and attempting to “save” people is bullshit. Annoying the shit out of someone is not going to save anyone, its just going to push them away from that religion. Wars are started over this kind of shit. Who gives a fuck if one countries main religion is Islam or another is primarily Catholic? And who gives a fuck if some dude is Jewish or that chick is Wiccan? Pretty much every religion is based on peace (unless, of course, you're a Satanist, but thats a whole other story that I don't are about) so fighting over who’s right is kind of a contradiction.
Christian based religions also annoy and confuse me an awful lot. They are the worst for their Bible bashing activities. Whatever branch of that religion they are, you are very likely to see them about the streets asking you to join their church or advertising their youth groups or telling you how other religions are wrong. A few of the ones I’ve seen and heard about (not all of them, just a few old school peoples and assholes) aren’t big on Jewish people. The sad thing about that is that Jesus was a Jew. The Jews AND the Romans may have killed their Saviour but Christian’s have killed a shit load more people that just one dude who supposedly came back to life anyway. Christians also fucked up Paganism. That’s why Easter has eggs and is never on the same day every year, why Christmas has a tree and all that jazz, some stuff to do with Halloween and the way it is and why the Pentagram is now a sign of the devil and all Satanist shit instead of it being a symbol of femininity and what not. Also, nuns are scary as.
The most fucked up religion of all (in my opinion) is Scientology. IT WAS A FUCKING SCI FI NOVEL FOR FUCK SAKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WHEN YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A FUCKING BELIEF SYSTEM AND BE ALL SECRETIVE ABOUT THE INNER WORKINGS OF SAID BELIEF SYSTEM?! And on the note of Scientology, I’d like to say that Tom Cruise is a fucking wanker. I’m sorry but its true and if you don’t think so then I pity you. (They'll probably come after me now, so if I don't post ever again, fairwell)
Anyway, I don’t hate people who are religious but I hate it when they’re wankers about it. Believe what you want but don’t be a dick about it and don’t argue because if your getting defensive about it then you’re only trying to prove to yourself that what you believe is true, not that the other person is wrong.
EDIT:
On a side note to religions and stuff I reckon if all religions were true and stuff then the Hindus have it best. Karma is practically science (for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction). So basically, if you do good then you'll get something good.
Also, don't kill me for writing this blog. I enjoy my Atheist lifestyle and I don't want to give it up for death or whatever.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Future Sailors, we're future sailors
I’m going to Japan! W00T!
-Because I like lists so much I decided to make a list of things I want to do while there.
-Sing “Future Sailors”
-Gedan
-Take photo’s with various Disney characters at Tokyo Disneyland
-Take photos with Ellen flag AND Disney characters
-Rides I HAVE to go on while at Disneyland:
+Space Mountain
+Pirates of the Caribbean
+Haunted Mansion
-Sing Gwen Stefani’s “Harajuku Girls” at Harajuku girls
-THIS!
-Get my host family to sing a Lady Gaga song
There are lots more things I wanna do but these are the big things I have to do.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Japan Tour
Every now and then my school does these school trips to Japan. I really want to go to the one that is happening at the end of this year but neither my parents nor I have the money. It’s approximately $3600 plus about $1000 spending money (because when changed to Yen it won’t be as much money).
Some of my friends are going too and it’s during Schoolies week so it would be awesome to go to Japan with friends instead of doing nothing or going to the Gold Coast.
The only way I can get the money is if I call my grandfather and ask nicely for it. He’s a bit odd but is really nice so there is a good chance he’ll lend me the money. The only problem is that I have a major fear of calling people on the phone. I don’t call anyone off my home phone unless it’s my mum at work and that’s it. I don’t even like answering the phone.
So now I have a few things to put on my To Do list.
Grow some balls and call my grandfather
Get a job so I can pay him back.
Some of my friends are going too and it’s during Schoolies week so it would be awesome to go to Japan with friends instead of doing nothing or going to the Gold Coast.
The only way I can get the money is if I call my grandfather and ask nicely for it. He’s a bit odd but is really nice so there is a good chance he’ll lend me the money. The only problem is that I have a major fear of calling people on the phone. I don’t call anyone off my home phone unless it’s my mum at work and that’s it. I don’t even like answering the phone.
So now I have a few things to put on my To Do list.
Grow some balls and call my grandfather
Get a job so I can pay him back.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Social Interview
A lot of people on Facebook would be familiar with Social Interview.
Social Interview is FREAKING RETARDED. Although this is the only application I use on Facebook it is still really really retarded. It used to just ask you questions about your friends like "Is so-n-so a good friend?" or whatever. But now, it's all "Would you hook up with whats-her-face?" and blah blah blah.
Tonight I was asked:
If Jess tried, could he/she seduce you?
My answer was simply:
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I swear that Facebook is trying to get me to confess my undying love for Jess because I only get asked these questions about Jess.
So, I'd like to use this blog post to say this.
Jess, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you..... *sigh**cough cough*
Social Interview is FREAKING RETARDED. Although this is the only application I use on Facebook it is still really really retarded. It used to just ask you questions about your friends like "Is so-n-so a good friend?" or whatever. But now, it's all "Would you hook up with whats-her-face?" and blah blah blah.
Tonight I was asked:
If Jess tried, could he/she seduce you?
My answer was simply:
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I swear that Facebook is trying to get me to confess my undying love for Jess because I only get asked these questions about Jess.
So, I'd like to use this blog post to say this.
Jess, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you..... *sigh**cough cough*
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Stuff I like
I’m bored so I’m going to make a list of things I like (They’re in the order of when I thought of it…):
· Doctor Who
· You Tube
· Harry Potter
· Wizard Rock
· Timelord Rock
· Rainbows
· The Vlog Brothers
· John Green books
· The Da Vinci Code
· My friends
· Lady Gaga
· Queen
· Musicals
· The Rocky Horror Picture Show
· Tim Curry
· Lady Sovereign
· Black
· Artistic things (Not Art class…)
· Hot chips and gravy
· V energy drinks
· Psychology
· The Mighty Boosh
· David Tennent
· Billi Piper
· Chicken
· Cooking
· Photoshop
And the last thing for today is
· Queers
· Doctor Who
· You Tube
· Harry Potter
· Wizard Rock
· Timelord Rock
· Rainbows
· The Vlog Brothers
· John Green books
· The Da Vinci Code
· My friends
· Lady Gaga
· Queen
· Musicals
· The Rocky Horror Picture Show
· Tim Curry
· Lady Sovereign
· Black
· Artistic things (Not Art class…)
· Hot chips and gravy
· V energy drinks
· Psychology
· The Mighty Boosh
· David Tennent
· Billi Piper
· Chicken
· Cooking
· Photoshop
And the last thing for today is
· Queers
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Meh
Life has been rather meh lately.
I mean, its been fun, I’ve laughed and enjoyed the stuff I have been doing and all that jazz its just that when everything calms down I just feel kind of… I don’t know… blah, I guess.
When I’m with friends I appear fine, I guess, but when I’m at home or alone I just feel all… not empty (that sounds like really stereotypically depressing)… but just down, I guess. I don’t know. Theres no reason for me to be all emo.
I mean, its been fun, I’ve laughed and enjoyed the stuff I have been doing and all that jazz its just that when everything calms down I just feel kind of… I don’t know… blah, I guess.
When I’m with friends I appear fine, I guess, but when I’m at home or alone I just feel all… not empty (that sounds like really stereotypically depressing)… but just down, I guess. I don’t know. Theres no reason for me to be all emo.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Jess fails at english
Jess says:
*how do you spell that word
*emence
*like, big?
*word is having trouble working out what I'm trying to say...
Mia says:
*immense
Jess says:
*Oooooh
Mia says:
*I asked Google
Jess says:
*Thank you, all mighty Google!
Mia says:
*almighty
*not all mighty
Jess says:
*oh christy
**facepalm*
Mia says:
*LOL!
*how do you spell that word
*emence
*like, big?
*word is having trouble working out what I'm trying to say...
Mia says:
*immense
Jess says:
*Oooooh
Mia says:
*I asked Google
Jess says:
*Thank you, all mighty Google!
Mia says:
*almighty
*not all mighty
Jess says:
*oh christy
**facepalm*
Mia says:
*LOL!
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Most retarded Omegle convo ever
I fail to see how this stranger is 18 and from an English speaking country...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asl pls
You: 17 F Australia
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m us
Stranger: wanna sex?
Stranger: lol
You: ... wanna sex? really?
Stranger: you wanna sex?
You: What.The.Fuck? Your English is shit
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: asl pls
You: 17 F Australia
You: you?
Stranger: 18 m us
Stranger: wanna sex?
Stranger: lol
You: ... wanna sex? really?
Stranger: you wanna sex?
You: What.The.Fuck? Your English is shit
You have disconnected.
Stalkers are hilarious if its not happening to you.
The life of my friends make me laugh so hard sometimes although some of the things that happen to them are slightly concerning.
Such a thing is happening to Jess and it is so fucking hilarious and yet verging on being really obsessively creepy. Although I’ve never actually met this guy but from what Jess has told me about him and his Facebook page I can conclude that he is indeed obsessed with poor ol’ Jess. I fear that soon it will go from “I’m a clingy guy that wants you way too much” too “Get in the van”. And yet, it’s still hilarious.
My theory is that he is either:
a) Actually in love with her and is just weird about it
b) Gay and convincing himself he’s in love with her because he’s in denial
Or
c) Just a freak
I like to think it’s a mix of b) and c).
So as a way to help Jess here are some “I’m going to kidnap you” phrases she should look out for:
“Get in the van.”
“Are you allergic to chloroform?” or “Can I press this damp rag into your face while you inhale?”
“You wanna go for a walk toward that dark and isolated location?”
“Hold still while I throw you in this sack.”
“Can I restrain you with this large roll of duct tape?”
Such a thing is happening to Jess and it is so fucking hilarious and yet verging on being really obsessively creepy. Although I’ve never actually met this guy but from what Jess has told me about him and his Facebook page I can conclude that he is indeed obsessed with poor ol’ Jess. I fear that soon it will go from “I’m a clingy guy that wants you way too much” too “Get in the van”. And yet, it’s still hilarious.
My theory is that he is either:
a) Actually in love with her and is just weird about it
b) Gay and convincing himself he’s in love with her because he’s in denial
Or
c) Just a freak
I like to think it’s a mix of b) and c).
So as a way to help Jess here are some “I’m going to kidnap you” phrases she should look out for:
“Get in the van.”
“Are you allergic to chloroform?” or “Can I press this damp rag into your face while you inhale?”
“You wanna go for a walk toward that dark and isolated location?”
“Hold still while I throw you in this sack.”
“Can I restrain you with this large roll of duct tape?”
Saturday, May 8, 2010
biggest coward around
Coward;
A person lacking courage; ignobly timid and faint-hearted
I’m a coward. I’m probably the biggest coward around.
No matter how many times I try to set myself this one particular goal I always fail because I’m to cowardly to even attempt it. I’m constantly thinking of ways to achieve this goal of mine but when it comes time to actually do it I freak out and force myself to forget about it which doesn’t work so I just make myself feel worse.
I am so cowardly I fear to even mention my goal on the internet where I remain mostly anonymous.
I believe most of my cowardice comes from my lack of credible social skills which have caused me to be a self-pitying, angst filled emo kid who lives primarily online which is rather sad.
Yay for self pity. Sorry about the angst infested post. Just being incredibly emo, its late and I’m bored. Forgive me for this bullshit post. For something cheerful click here
A person lacking courage; ignobly timid and faint-hearted
I’m a coward. I’m probably the biggest coward around.
No matter how many times I try to set myself this one particular goal I always fail because I’m to cowardly to even attempt it. I’m constantly thinking of ways to achieve this goal of mine but when it comes time to actually do it I freak out and force myself to forget about it which doesn’t work so I just make myself feel worse.
I am so cowardly I fear to even mention my goal on the internet where I remain mostly anonymous.
I believe most of my cowardice comes from my lack of credible social skills which have caused me to be a self-pitying, angst filled emo kid who lives primarily online which is rather sad.
Yay for self pity. Sorry about the angst infested post. Just being incredibly emo, its late and I’m bored. Forgive me for this bullshit post. For something cheerful click here
Friday, May 7, 2010
Oh Ponyo... why?
Sorry Jess.
I saw this and almost died laughing (while dying a little on the inside).
No need for Gaydar
Today I was at the shops buying my mum her Mothers Day present and buying my nana one as well because my mum was being lazy. Lol
So the shops were more crowded than I had seen it before because I don’t bother going there at Christmas time due to the fact that it’s so small. But it wasn’t just crowded, it was crowded with; get this, MOSTLY hardcore butch lesbian couples. Most of the time there are only a few lesbian couples every now and then but today 90% of the people there were butch lesbians.
I have nothing against lesbians but it was just, like, wow. There were so many! I’ve never seen that many lesbians in one place, ever!
In that place today there was no need for Gaydar.
So the shops were more crowded than I had seen it before because I don’t bother going there at Christmas time due to the fact that it’s so small. But it wasn’t just crowded, it was crowded with; get this, MOSTLY hardcore butch lesbian couples. Most of the time there are only a few lesbian couples every now and then but today 90% of the people there were butch lesbians.
I have nothing against lesbians but it was just, like, wow. There were so many! I’ve never seen that many lesbians in one place, ever!
In that place today there was no need for Gaydar.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
My Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan
I was really bored the other night so I made my Zombie Apocalypse plan. You never know, it could happen
Before apocalypse:
1. Acquire an large transit van
2. Modify van to have a sun roof, ladders positioned under sun roof, protective steal mesh over windows and windscreen and bull bar.
3. Gather large supply of matches and/or lighters
4. Gather a few spare car batteries
5. Make a sort list of loved ones and useful people (who you can get along with) (strong, good with computers etc) who will come with you
During apocalypse:
1. Gather loved ones and useful people
2. Gather anything that can be used as a weapon against the un-dead
3. Gather food from your home, loved ones homes
4. Raid nearest grocery store for non-perishable foods, bottled water, food supplements and any other necessary items
5. Raid nearest hunting/camping/sporting goods store for more supplies and possible weapons.
6. Raid nearest pharmacy for medical supplies (NOT HOSPITAL as there will be zombies at the hospitals… duh)
7. If possible, also try to gain access to some kind of electronics store for a possible security system if you or one of your companions can create that.
8. Find a largely abandoned/isolated area to set up camp or a multi story complex (e.g. hotel) and set up camp on the roof of said complex (after checking all floors for the un-dead and killing them).
9. Set up some kind of defence and guarding system (a watch shift system, electrical trip wire alarm system, CCTV etc)
10. Stay as hidden as possible and kill all un-dead persons/creatures you come across. Once one of them knows where you are they all know.
11. Keep moving. Don’t stay in the one place for more than a night for the first month or so.
12. If you or one of your companions is bitten (depending on their importance to the group or yourself or personal connection) either a) remove the bitten limb b) kill them immediately or c) wait until they turn and then kill them.
13. Try to avoid some kind of government run camp for the survivors. We all know the government don’t know shit about helping people.
Before apocalypse:
1. Acquire an large transit van
2. Modify van to have a sun roof, ladders positioned under sun roof, protective steal mesh over windows and windscreen and bull bar.
3. Gather large supply of matches and/or lighters
4. Gather a few spare car batteries
5. Make a sort list of loved ones and useful people (who you can get along with) (strong, good with computers etc) who will come with you
During apocalypse:
1. Gather loved ones and useful people
2. Gather anything that can be used as a weapon against the un-dead
3. Gather food from your home, loved ones homes
4. Raid nearest grocery store for non-perishable foods, bottled water, food supplements and any other necessary items
5. Raid nearest hunting/camping/sporting goods store for more supplies and possible weapons.
6. Raid nearest pharmacy for medical supplies (NOT HOSPITAL as there will be zombies at the hospitals… duh)
7. If possible, also try to gain access to some kind of electronics store for a possible security system if you or one of your companions can create that.
8. Find a largely abandoned/isolated area to set up camp or a multi story complex (e.g. hotel) and set up camp on the roof of said complex (after checking all floors for the un-dead and killing them).
9. Set up some kind of defence and guarding system (a watch shift system, electrical trip wire alarm system, CCTV etc)
10. Stay as hidden as possible and kill all un-dead persons/creatures you come across. Once one of them knows where you are they all know.
11. Keep moving. Don’t stay in the one place for more than a night for the first month or so.
12. If you or one of your companions is bitten (depending on their importance to the group or yourself or personal connection) either a) remove the bitten limb b) kill them immediately or c) wait until they turn and then kill them.
13. Try to avoid some kind of government run camp for the survivors. We all know the government don’t know shit about helping people.
Monday, May 3, 2010
... is a bitch.
I am finally free from art for at least the rest of the week. I’ve done my artwork and the stupid power point for the artwork that’s not even on the task sheet but we have to do anyway. I had to email my teacher the power point even though she asked for a disc or USB but she’s crazy and will keep my USB because she knows nothing about computers due to her “I don’t understand technology” approach to life and I can’t find a blank disc anywhere.
Now all I have to worry about is my English assignment which is due in three weeks or so and my Home Ec cooking this week. Fun!
Year 12 is a bitch.
Now all I have to worry about is my English assignment which is due in three weeks or so and my Home Ec cooking this week. Fun!
Year 12 is a bitch.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Cheese song
Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
Oooooh cheese
Oooooh cheese
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet
Oooooh cheese
Oooooh cheese
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Stress!
Life has been rather stressful lately.
I’ve been doing my art assignment for the past week or so. That was a whole lot of stress I could have lived without. My teacher did this weird thing saying that it was due sooner than it says it is because she’s crazy and must secretly hate us all and because of this stupid due date bullshit my art work is a piece of SHIT! TOTAL SHIT! I’m almost certain it would have been much better if I could hand it in next week like the unit planner said but noooooooooooo. I like art but it’s seriously a whole heap of bullshit and stress.
My uncle has been staying here with my family for the past week or so as well. That’s not particularly stressful or anything it’s just… well… he’s here and when people stay over for extended periods of time it can get, I dunno, uncomfortable (?) I guess. It’s not that I don’t enjoy his company or anything it’s just… I don’t really know how to word it… No one is really themselves, you know? You know how you act differently at home and differently when you’re around people? Well I guess it’s like that… I dunno. I mean, it’s not just me. I’m sure he feels the same.
Also, I'm just trying to "figure myself out" (which is a whole lot of stress I could do without but should really be done) which has been causing me to sleep restlessly and get a lot of head aches. I might go into this "figuring myself out" stuff later once I actually manage to do this figuring out.
I'll leave it there for now and hopefully I will blog again soon.
I’ve been doing my art assignment for the past week or so. That was a whole lot of stress I could have lived without. My teacher did this weird thing saying that it was due sooner than it says it is because she’s crazy and must secretly hate us all and because of this stupid due date bullshit my art work is a piece of SHIT! TOTAL SHIT! I’m almost certain it would have been much better if I could hand it in next week like the unit planner said but noooooooooooo. I like art but it’s seriously a whole heap of bullshit and stress.
My uncle has been staying here with my family for the past week or so as well. That’s not particularly stressful or anything it’s just… well… he’s here and when people stay over for extended periods of time it can get, I dunno, uncomfortable (?) I guess. It’s not that I don’t enjoy his company or anything it’s just… I don’t really know how to word it… No one is really themselves, you know? You know how you act differently at home and differently when you’re around people? Well I guess it’s like that… I dunno. I mean, it’s not just me. I’m sure he feels the same.
Also, I'm just trying to "figure myself out" (which is a whole lot of stress I could do without but should really be done) which has been causing me to sleep restlessly and get a lot of head aches. I might go into this "figuring myself out" stuff later once I actually manage to do this figuring out.
I'll leave it there for now and hopefully I will blog again soon.
Friday, April 16, 2010
School, infections and eggs
Today was the first week back at school after Easter. Nothing eventful really happened. It was school, not much else can be said.
My bad ass piercing is infected. I refuse to let it close up so instead of using the stuff the piercing place gave me for it (which clearly doesn’t work) I’m using a shitload of Dettole disinfectant on it instead which seems to be working much better. It’s red, it hurts, and I can’t sleep on that side which is the side I usually sleep on so sleeping has become a problem.
Also, I’ve learnt that according to government sites about careers a piercer is not an actual job, or at least it isn’t listed anywhere I could find which sucks hardcore.
On a side note, I just had eggs. They were awesome. Eggs are awesome
My bad ass piercing is infected. I refuse to let it close up so instead of using the stuff the piercing place gave me for it (which clearly doesn’t work) I’m using a shitload of Dettole disinfectant on it instead which seems to be working much better. It’s red, it hurts, and I can’t sleep on that side which is the side I usually sleep on so sleeping has become a problem.
Also, I’ve learnt that according to government sites about careers a piercer is not an actual job, or at least it isn’t listed anywhere I could find which sucks hardcore.
On a side note, I just had eggs. They were awesome. Eggs are awesome
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Being Bad Ass
Hello.
Yesterday my friends made me go what they were calling ‘Formal dress shopping’, so as a way for me to enjoy the day I made my good friend Paige come with me. Essentially, what we did was walk from formal wear shop to formal wear shop for at least an hour looking at dresses that were really ugly or really slutty. Some of them tried some dresses on. I didn’t. I had a tendency to wonder off with Paige and my other friend Elyse to Borders or this really awesome shop called the Underground Realm (or something along those lines. I usually just call it "the Goth shop").
After they were all done doing stuff we’d find them, chill for a bit, then we lost them again but this time we gained Caitlin. Then we spent ages trying to convince Paige to get her nose pierced but then she was all lame and just got one of the second holes in her ear re-done. Then I was all hardcore and was like “I’mma get a second hole in one of my ears because my mum won’t let me get my nose pierced until I’m 18” so I did.
Yesterday my friends made me go what they were calling ‘Formal dress shopping’, so as a way for me to enjoy the day I made my good friend Paige come with me. Essentially, what we did was walk from formal wear shop to formal wear shop for at least an hour looking at dresses that were really ugly or really slutty. Some of them tried some dresses on. I didn’t. I had a tendency to wonder off with Paige and my other friend Elyse to Borders or this really awesome shop called the Underground Realm (or something along those lines. I usually just call it "the Goth shop").
After they were all done doing stuff we’d find them, chill for a bit, then we lost them again but this time we gained Caitlin. Then we spent ages trying to convince Paige to get her nose pierced but then she was all lame and just got one of the second holes in her ear re-done. Then I was all hardcore and was like “I’mma get a second hole in one of my ears because my mum won’t let me get my nose pierced until I’m 18” so I did.
Now I look bad ass.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
The Gaga Situation
[Disclaimer: I realise that Lady Gaga is a person who has freedom of choice etc... but this is a hypothetical situation debate between me and my friends because we're weird and obsessive (well, not obsessive, that would be creepy :S) and love Gaga.]
As you should know, I like Lady Gaga. She's fucking awesome.
Since just before Lady Gaga’s Brisbane Monster Ball, my friend Jess M and I had been arguing over which one of us would date/ friend with benefits /be with (or whatever) Gaga if we ever had the chance. This argument continued for about a week after the Monster Ball.
Soon this argument began to involve who had to put in the most or least amount of effort to make it work with her. Jess M said she’d turn for Gaga. I said that I didn’t have to turn for her. She said that she should get her because I didn’t put any effort in. I said I should get her because she has to put in too much effort. At this point we were still undecided as to who should be with Gaga.
The other day my other friend, Jess B, said that she also wanted Gaga. This resulted in another discussion about who would or wouldn’t get her.
Eventually, after much discussion, we came to the conclusion that if the situation ever came about that one of us three could be with Lady Gaga we would either a) fight to the death and the winner would live happily with Gaga and mourn the death of their two defeated friends or b) let Gaga chose who she wishes to be with (be that one, two or all of us).
Although this situation is beyond highly unlikely, we believe this is the fairest way to chose.
The thing about option b) is that I think it would be a hard choice. So here is a list of reasons why she would chose each of us going by what I’ve observed
Jess B:
Into old school pop/rock (e.g. Bowie)
Wide range of musical tastes
Quirky fashion (vintage clothing that looks awesome)
Artistic
Musically inclined
Has the whole “punk rock nana” image planned for after she leaves school
Willing to be tattooed and pierced
Funny
Jess M:
Ballsy
Funny
Willing to be pierced
Willing to turn for Gaga
Wide range of musical taste
Artsy
Me:
Funny
Willing to be pierced and tattooed
Willing to look like a n00b/freak/idiot in public
Wide range of musical tastes
Into old school pop/rock
Strange/quirky ideas/quotes
Artistic
Even with these reasons why she’d chose any of us its still a difficult decision.
I’d still like a definite answer to this question but it seems that I will never have it.
As you should know, I like Lady Gaga. She's fucking awesome.
Since just before Lady Gaga’s Brisbane Monster Ball, my friend Jess M and I had been arguing over which one of us would date/ friend with benefits /be with (or whatever) Gaga if we ever had the chance. This argument continued for about a week after the Monster Ball.
Soon this argument began to involve who had to put in the most or least amount of effort to make it work with her. Jess M said she’d turn for Gaga. I said that I didn’t have to turn for her. She said that she should get her because I didn’t put any effort in. I said I should get her because she has to put in too much effort. At this point we were still undecided as to who should be with Gaga.
The other day my other friend, Jess B, said that she also wanted Gaga. This resulted in another discussion about who would or wouldn’t get her.
Eventually, after much discussion, we came to the conclusion that if the situation ever came about that one of us three could be with Lady Gaga we would either a) fight to the death and the winner would live happily with Gaga and mourn the death of their two defeated friends or b) let Gaga chose who she wishes to be with (be that one, two or all of us).
Although this situation is beyond highly unlikely, we believe this is the fairest way to chose.
The thing about option b) is that I think it would be a hard choice. So here is a list of reasons why she would chose each of us going by what I’ve observed
Jess B:
Into old school pop/rock (e.g. Bowie)
Wide range of musical tastes
Quirky fashion (vintage clothing that looks awesome)
Artistic
Musically inclined
Has the whole “punk rock nana” image planned for after she leaves school
Willing to be tattooed and pierced
Funny
Jess M:
Ballsy
Funny
Willing to be pierced
Willing to turn for Gaga
Wide range of musical taste
Artsy
Me:
Funny
Willing to be pierced and tattooed
Willing to look like a n00b/freak/idiot in public
Wide range of musical tastes
Into old school pop/rock
Strange/quirky ideas/quotes
Artistic
Even with these reasons why she’d chose any of us its still a difficult decision.
I’d still like a definite answer to this question but it seems that I will never have it.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Childishness
Over the past 6 months or so I’ve come to realise how much of a child I still am and probably will always be. I find it difficult to take most situations seriously even though I know how serious it may be/is.
I like toys. I mean I really like toys. If I could I’d sit and play with Lego and Harry Potter, Star Wars and X-Men “action figures” for the rest of my life.
I also fail to understand strong emotions e.g. love, romance, etc. I mean, I understand them; I just can’t grasp the idea of actually using these emotions in a constructive manner. The thought of anyone even considering something beyond holding hands makes me think “Eww! My mind has been raped!”. If I ever have the displeasure of witnessing such an event it usually results in me quickly finding someone else to look at/talk to while the perpetrators suck face and then afterwards me not being able to look at them the same for at least an hour depending on the level of gross my eyes we exposed to.
If only there was some way to remove all emotions so that people like myself would never have to view such displays of affection… Actually, that’s probably a bad idea. I’d rather the human race didn’t become Cybermen or Daleks.
I like toys. I mean I really like toys. If I could I’d sit and play with Lego and Harry Potter, Star Wars and X-Men “action figures” for the rest of my life.
I also fail to understand strong emotions e.g. love, romance, etc. I mean, I understand them; I just can’t grasp the idea of actually using these emotions in a constructive manner. The thought of anyone even considering something beyond holding hands makes me think “Eww! My mind has been raped!”. If I ever have the displeasure of witnessing such an event it usually results in me quickly finding someone else to look at/talk to while the perpetrators suck face and then afterwards me not being able to look at them the same for at least an hour depending on the level of gross my eyes we exposed to.
If only there was some way to remove all emotions so that people like myself would never have to view such displays of affection… Actually, that’s probably a bad idea. I’d rather the human race didn’t become Cybermen or Daleks.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Hot-crossed fun day
Why, hello there internet.
How are we all today? Good? That’s nice.
So, yesterday was what my friends and I have named “Hot-crossed FUN day”. This may require a little ‘history’ lesson. Well, every year whenever a cross country or sports day is scheduled at school my friends and I convince our parents not to go to school (or don’t and still not go to school… wagers). On these days we gather at the lake in our area and have themed day. In 2008 we had International food day and Taco day and last year we had Food on a stick day. This year, because it’s close to Easter we named the day “Hot-crossed fun (bun) day” where everyone brought baked goods to eat. Essentially, on these days we just eat and sit about playing loud music in public places. That was a fun time. We taught my friend Mel what a “dyke” is and then she started using the word dyke so then we had to tell her not to use it as it can be offensive… Oh Mel, I did the Time Warp… sort of… and we all ate far too much food.
I wonder what will occur on Sports Day…
How are we all today? Good? That’s nice.
So, yesterday was what my friends and I have named “Hot-crossed FUN day”. This may require a little ‘history’ lesson. Well, every year whenever a cross country or sports day is scheduled at school my friends and I convince our parents not to go to school (or don’t and still not go to school… wagers). On these days we gather at the lake in our area and have themed day. In 2008 we had International food day and Taco day and last year we had Food on a stick day. This year, because it’s close to Easter we named the day “Hot-crossed fun (bun) day” where everyone brought baked goods to eat. Essentially, on these days we just eat and sit about playing loud music in public places. That was a fun time. We taught my friend Mel what a “dyke” is and then she started using the word dyke so then we had to tell her not to use it as it can be offensive… Oh Mel, I did the Time Warp… sort of… and we all ate far too much food.
I wonder what will occur on Sports Day…
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Stuff!
Greetings!
I realise I am rather shit at blogging but it’s not my fault! Year 12 is hard and I can find the time to blog or do anything blog worthy.
Today was BORING! I had an all day English assessment thing for the Year 12 Shakespeare performance’s and speeches. I really hate public speaking. It’s a skill I’m very unlikely to use in everyday life due to the fact that I’ll never get myself in a situation where I’ll have to make a speech in real life.
Also, today I have decided what vehicle I will buy once I have my licence. I transit van! When I say transit van I mean something like this. I plan to put seating along the sides of the storage bit so it looks like the inside of a big jet plane thingy… Yes, I know, I’m very lame.
ALSO!, today I decided that my new life goal is to get as many @replies from as many famous people as possible… I know it’s sad but it’s still a goal. Here is my twitter :D
And in other news, these school holidays I plan to do some things on my list in between assignments and ECOQ stuff… So follow my other two blogs for that interesting stuff…
I realise I am rather shit at blogging but it’s not my fault! Year 12 is hard and I can find the time to blog or do anything blog worthy.
Today was BORING! I had an all day English assessment thing for the Year 12 Shakespeare performance’s and speeches. I really hate public speaking. It’s a skill I’m very unlikely to use in everyday life due to the fact that I’ll never get myself in a situation where I’ll have to make a speech in real life.
Also, today I have decided what vehicle I will buy once I have my licence. I transit van! When I say transit van I mean something like this. I plan to put seating along the sides of the storage bit so it looks like the inside of a big jet plane thingy… Yes, I know, I’m very lame.
ALSO!, today I decided that my new life goal is to get as many @replies from as many famous people as possible… I know it’s sad but it’s still a goal. Here is my twitter :D
And in other news, these school holidays I plan to do some things on my list in between assignments and ECOQ stuff… So follow my other two blogs for that interesting stuff…
Friday, March 26, 2010
Lady Gaga's MONSTER BALL!
I know I haven't blogged all that much of late, but I've been busy (lazy) with school work and all that jazz.
So, last night I saw Lady Gaga live. IT.WAS.EPIC. There isn't much I can really say except for "You had to be there."... If didn't go or haven't seen it or can't see it I reccomend you You Tube it because it was definately the best thing I have ever seen in my life.
I was so freaking close to the stage!
Here is a picture I took
So, last night I saw Lady Gaga live. IT.WAS.EPIC. There isn't much I can really say except for "You had to be there."... If didn't go or haven't seen it or can't see it I reccomend you You Tube it because it was definately the best thing I have ever seen in my life.
I was so freaking close to the stage!
Here is a picture I took
This picture was taken without zoom. Yeah, I was close.
On a Gaga related issue, to that bitch that was trying to steal my spot by kicking me in the back of the legs with your high heels and pinching me, I'LL CUT CHA UP MOFO!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
This is why someone should buy me a webcam
Mia says:
*I think I may have to kill myself. Macbeth used to be cool before I had to analyise him beyond repair
Jess says:
*Bahahaha
Mia says:
*Don't laugh at my pain. On top of english I still haven't thought of a quote of the week
*I have to do two quotes!
Jess says:
*Quick!
Mia says:
*I iz gunna fail *facepalm*
Jess says:
*You make me lol
Mia says:
*This conversation would be much more funny if you had my facial expressions to go with the text
*which is why someone should buy me a webcam.
*or at least create emoticons of my many facial expressions
Jess says:
*I'll get you one!
Mia says:
*if you do that my life will be complete
Jess says:
*okie dokie
Mia says:
*or at least mostly complete
*somewhat complete.
*a little bit complete.
*sort of
*...
*I think I may have to kill myself. Macbeth used to be cool before I had to analyise him beyond repair
Jess says:
*Bahahaha
Mia says:
*Don't laugh at my pain. On top of english I still haven't thought of a quote of the week
*I have to do two quotes!
Jess says:
*Quick!
Mia says:
*I iz gunna fail *facepalm*
Jess says:
*You make me lol
Mia says:
*This conversation would be much more funny if you had my facial expressions to go with the text
*which is why someone should buy me a webcam.
*or at least create emoticons of my many facial expressions
Jess says:
*I'll get you one!
Mia says:
*if you do that my life will be complete
Jess says:
*okie dokie
Mia says:
*or at least mostly complete
*somewhat complete.
*a little bit complete.
*sort of
*...
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Omegle Doctor Who style
Another interesting Omegle conversation with a twat.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: location?
You: England
Stranger: i like to masterbate with barbaque sauce
You: I'm looking for the Doctor
Stranger: doctor love?
You: No, he's got a big blue box
Stranger: gay
You: it makes whooshing sounds
You: and kind of travels through time and space
Stranger: your weird
You: So you haven't seen him?
Stranger: i saw your mom
You: Go fuck a Dalek
Stranger: i fucked your mom
Stranger: whats a dalek?
Stranger: i dont speak foreign language
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: location?
You: England
Stranger: i like to masterbate with barbaque sauce
You: I'm looking for the Doctor
Stranger: doctor love?
You: No, he's got a big blue box
Stranger: gay
You: it makes whooshing sounds
You: and kind of travels through time and space
Stranger: your weird
You: So you haven't seen him?
Stranger: i saw your mom
You: Go fuck a Dalek
Stranger: i fucked your mom
Stranger: whats a dalek?
Stranger: i dont speak foreign language
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
lol-ie-est Omegle convo
This is a conversation I had with some kid from LA on Omegle
You: so, its probably the 9th there, right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you on the 9th too?
You: no, that was yesterday.
Stranger: no shit thats cool im talking to someone from the future!!! lol
Stranger: hahahahahahhah
You: The future is pretty awesome
Stranger: lol so much better thatn the past lol
Stranger: u know whats the next lotto numbers so i can bet and win
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ill give you like 40 percent lol
You: No, sorry. If I told you that I'd probably rip a hole in the fabric of space and time and then we'd all be fucked.
You: so, its probably the 9th there, right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you on the 9th too?
You: no, that was yesterday.
Stranger: no shit thats cool im talking to someone from the future!!! lol
Stranger: hahahahahahhah
You: The future is pretty awesome
Stranger: lol so much better thatn the past lol
Stranger: u know whats the next lotto numbers so i can bet and win
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ill give you like 40 percent lol
You: No, sorry. If I told you that I'd probably rip a hole in the fabric of space and time and then we'd all be fucked.
English will be the end of me
Because I have a shit-load of homework to do, I thought the best thing to do would be to blog.
My English essay is due on Friday and then a week or so after that I have to do a speech/performance for English (again, I know, lame) about Macbeth. I can see two BIG things wrong with this speech assessment.
- I have an almost crippling fear of public speaking. Just thinking about it now is making me panic. ( I know it may seem as though I’m exaggerating, but I’m not).
- I can’t act. We have to perform one of the monologues and then talk about it and stuff. I don’t care what other people say, I can’t act. I so can’t act.
… Yeah, I’m fucked.
That’s enough about my impending doom.
I’m sick and it’s lame… and that’s about it. I don’t have any more interesting information about my interesting life.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Sunday blog about Jess
Every Sunday from now on will be about what Jess has done over the week. (She made me do this).
This week Jess lost 15 points in art because the teacher took over her work. Everyone, besides Jess, was very happy because she was winning. She's still winning but I was still a good moment for everyone, except Jess.
A couple of weeks ago Jess lost her wallet at Soundwave. She thought she'd never see it again, until Thursday when the school told her that someone named Adam had found her wallet with her money still inside.
Jess also went to see Josh Thomas do stand up on Friday night. Apparently it was really good. I kind of wish I went instead of sitting at home watching Doctor Who on my own. After seeing Mr. Thomas, Jess and her sister took a nice boat ride for no reason other than going on a boat ride.
Yesterday Jess went op shopping and got lots of neat stuff.
She also made banana muffins earlier in the week and again today... muffins.
And now, because I've forgotten everything else Jess did this week, here is a picture of Jess which I edited.
This week Jess lost 15 points in art because the teacher took over her work. Everyone, besides Jess, was very happy because she was winning. She's still winning but I was still a good moment for everyone, except Jess.
A couple of weeks ago Jess lost her wallet at Soundwave. She thought she'd never see it again, until Thursday when the school told her that someone named Adam had found her wallet with her money still inside.
Jess also went to see Josh Thomas do stand up on Friday night. Apparently it was really good. I kind of wish I went instead of sitting at home watching Doctor Who on my own. After seeing Mr. Thomas, Jess and her sister took a nice boat ride for no reason other than going on a boat ride.
Yesterday Jess went op shopping and got lots of neat stuff.
She also made banana muffins earlier in the week and again today... muffins.
And now, because I've forgotten everything else Jess did this week, here is a picture of Jess which I edited.
A list of things that are awkward
Because I get really bored and don’t do anything in my Maths class I made a list of things I find really awkward.
THINGS THAT ARE AWKWARD
Having to ask teachers to use the toilet
Being around couples who are making out
Sitting in the back of your friends parents car when it’s all quiet
Watching a movie with your friends when an extremely intense sex scene comes on
Failing at having readable handwriting on documents that you have to give to someone else and then you have to re-do it because you know they won’t be able to read it and then they see that you re-did it and they give you this look as if to say “Wow… you fail”
Sitting with old people you don’t know
Sitting with people in class that you don’t know and don’t want to know that want to talk to you for no good reason other than to talk
When people think you’re sad when if fact that’s just how your face sits and they ask if you’re O.K.
When someone sits next to you on the bus/train when there are plenty of empty seats
Being in an elevator with lots of people
Remembering something funny, laughing about it to yourself, and then having people look at you like a freak
When someone tells you something really bad and because you’re either shocked or don’t know what to do you smile/laugh and then the person looks at you in a way as if to say “Dude, what the fuck?”
THINGS THAT ARE AWKWARD
Having to ask teachers to use the toilet
Being around couples who are making out
Sitting in the back of your friends parents car when it’s all quiet
Watching a movie with your friends when an extremely intense sex scene comes on
Failing at having readable handwriting on documents that you have to give to someone else and then you have to re-do it because you know they won’t be able to read it and then they see that you re-did it and they give you this look as if to say “Wow… you fail”
Sitting with old people you don’t know
Sitting with people in class that you don’t know and don’t want to know that want to talk to you for no good reason other than to talk
When people think you’re sad when if fact that’s just how your face sits and they ask if you’re O.K.
When someone sits next to you on the bus/train when there are plenty of empty seats
Being in an elevator with lots of people
Remembering something funny, laughing about it to yourself, and then having people look at you like a freak
When someone tells you something really bad and because you’re either shocked or don’t know what to do you smile/laugh and then the person looks at you in a way as if to say “Dude, what the fuck?”
Monday, March 1, 2010
Art Teachers Faves Points System
My art teacher tends to have favourites when it comes to her students. The better you're artwork relates to the style of art she likes, the more attention she pays to you and your artwork. If you do an amazing artwork you'll have her attention more. If you hand in a bad artwork and art journal then she'll think less of you and will pay a lot less attention to you.
My friends and I have noticed this in our art teacher and realised that our friend Jess is her favourite because they have similar tastes in artistic style. Caity is a close second, I'm third and poor old Mad is last. So, today we set up a scoring system that tallies points to each of us when our teacher does particular things.
Going by our teacher's previous behaviours we concluded that at the start of that lesson Jess was on 1000 points, Caity was on 700, I was on 600 and Mad was on 500. In the middle of last year I was probably on 400, Caity 500, Mad 800 and Jess was still 1000. Mad's points were lowered because of the quality of her artwork at the end of last year and mine and Caity's were raised because we did awesome artworks (finally).
So at the start of our art lesson we made a key for how we score or lose points and then we'll see who the teacher’s favourite is at the end of the year.
Key
Shows interest in work = 1 point per minute and 2 points after 5 minutes
Concern about absence = 10 points
Lack of concern about absence = -5 points
Death stare (blank stare when uninterested or confused or expressing dislike for work)= -15 points
Bragging to other teachers about individuals artwork= 50 points
Changing your idea for artwork = -15 points (depends on how big a change [group vote])
Special Treatment (Bringing stuff for your work or ordering in supplies)= 20 points
Life Story (something you do makes her talk about her life) = 2 points per min and 4 points each min over 5 min
Back Stabbing (individuals working against other individuals) = -50 points
Bringing up thoughts of you ("I was thinking about your artwork on the weekend....") = 20 points
Questioning your artwork = -10 points
Believing lies = 10 points
Not believing lies = - 10 points
After today’s lesson Jess earned 13 points for interest and 2 points for life story, Caity earned 1 point for interest, 2 points for life story and 10 points for special treatment, I earned 2 points for interest and Mad earned 1 point for interest.
We'll see how this works out.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
A Blog About Jess
O.K., so this is a blog about my friend Jess instead of doing homework that’s due in the morning.
Jess… What can I say about Jess? She is rather awesome.
According to Facebook, Jess is:
• Female
• Her political views are Fox Mulder for President
• She has a blog
And
• She lost her wallet at Soundwave and would very much like it back
So, how long have I known Jess? Since grade eight. We were in the same class and our sisters were friends but we had no idea who each other was. Our sisters were on the phone and made us talk to each other… awkward… and then we still had no idea who the other one was. Fun fun times. Also, I remember that she was short and still is :D
(This is a lot harder than I thought)
She’s currently finishing Grade 12, is better at art than me and is generally cooler than me in most ways. She likes X-Files, Hannah Montana (LAME) and ice skating. Umm… she’s pale as bro. Also she is under the impression that she’ll be able to get her own place without a job or any source of income. I will live in a cupboard at her house that she will open when she needs lulz and then I’ll be all in a cupboard like Gary Numan.
She owns a unicycle that she never uses because she is unskilled…
Because I can’t think of any convincing lies to tell about Jess’s life I shall stop this blog here and still not do my homework.
Jess… What can I say about Jess? She is rather awesome.
According to Facebook, Jess is:
• Female
• Her political views are Fox Mulder for President
• She has a blog
And
• She lost her wallet at Soundwave and would very much like it back
So, how long have I known Jess? Since grade eight. We were in the same class and our sisters were friends but we had no idea who each other was. Our sisters were on the phone and made us talk to each other… awkward… and then we still had no idea who the other one was. Fun fun times. Also, I remember that she was short and still is :D
(This is a lot harder than I thought)
She’s currently finishing Grade 12, is better at art than me and is generally cooler than me in most ways. She likes X-Files, Hannah Montana (LAME) and ice skating. Umm… she’s pale as bro. Also she is under the impression that she’ll be able to get her own place without a job or any source of income. I will live in a cupboard at her house that she will open when she needs lulz and then I’ll be all in a cupboard like Gary Numan.
She owns a unicycle that she never uses because she is unskilled…
Because I can’t think of any convincing lies to tell about Jess’s life I shall stop this blog here and still not do my homework.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Climbing through windows
On Thursday I forgot my keys so went I got home I was kind of stuck sitting in the backyard waiting for my little sister to get home even though she finished school at the same time as me. I was sitting outside for about 10 minuets waiting when I thought to myself "Grace has proabably left her window unlocked...Hmmm".
Well, I proceeded to go to my sister's bedroom window and remove the fly screen and slide her window open. The thing is, I'm not exactly the greatest climber. I don't have any climbing skills at all. So, I grab some big empty flower pots and use them as a step but I sort of didn't think to turn the pots upside-down to make them more stable to stand on. So I put my wieght to far to one side of the pot and now I have a graze from the brick wall. It was bleeding and hurty.
I eventually got in the window and all that jazz but now my leg hurts. :D
Also, my mother has now locked my sister's window with a key.
Well, I proceeded to go to my sister's bedroom window and remove the fly screen and slide her window open. The thing is, I'm not exactly the greatest climber. I don't have any climbing skills at all. So, I grab some big empty flower pots and use them as a step but I sort of didn't think to turn the pots upside-down to make them more stable to stand on. So I put my wieght to far to one side of the pot and now I have a graze from the brick wall. It was bleeding and hurty.
I eventually got in the window and all that jazz but now my leg hurts. :D
Also, my mother has now locked my sister's window with a key.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
BLAH
It seems that I’m not at all good at this regular blogging. I shall try and do it more often.
So, since Valentine’s Day nothing much has happened. I bought a ticket to Soundwave from a kid at school who couldn’t go so on the 20th Feb I went to that with Jess. I got sunstroke and felt really sick so I went home early. It went from 11 am to 10 pm and I’m not sure what time I left but I know the sun was still up. I missed seeing Faith No More because they were playing last. I would have liked to see them. Apparently they play a version of Poker Face at their shows so I’m sad I missed that. It would have been epic. (<<< lol. Pun!)
The Lady Gaga concert is on in just over a month. I can’t wait! Hopefully the Ellen flag that Jess M and I ordered will be here by then. I love Gaga so much.
Also, the other day I found out that Lady Sovereign is bisexual (leaning towards the girls). I really like Lady Sov. She’s like a female Eminem but cooler and less of a wigga. Because I don’t watch (get) Celebrity Big Brother UK I didn’t know. I like her even more now for coming out. Yay Sov!
Other than that I really haven’t done anything all that interesting.
So, since Valentine’s Day nothing much has happened. I bought a ticket to Soundwave from a kid at school who couldn’t go so on the 20th Feb I went to that with Jess. I got sunstroke and felt really sick so I went home early. It went from 11 am to 10 pm and I’m not sure what time I left but I know the sun was still up. I missed seeing Faith No More because they were playing last. I would have liked to see them. Apparently they play a version of Poker Face at their shows so I’m sad I missed that. It would have been epic. (<<< lol. Pun!)
The Lady Gaga concert is on in just over a month. I can’t wait! Hopefully the Ellen flag that Jess M and I ordered will be here by then. I love Gaga so much.
Also, the other day I found out that Lady Sovereign is bisexual (leaning towards the girls). I really like Lady Sov. She’s like a female Eminem but cooler and less of a wigga. Because I don’t watch (get) Celebrity Big Brother UK I didn’t know. I like her even more now for coming out. Yay Sov!
Other than that I really haven’t done anything all that interesting.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Oh Hai!
Well today is Valentine's Day. Oh joy...
I have never really enjoyed Valentine's Day (even if I do get cards). I think it's kind of pointless. Well, anyway, instead of doing something romantic (it's not like a have anyone to do anything romantic with) I went and saw my nana. She tought me how to make curry, which is nice because I like curry. It's awesome. And now I sit at home and blog. YAY! Oh what an eventful day I've had. :D
I have never really enjoyed Valentine's Day (even if I do get cards). I think it's kind of pointless. Well, anyway, instead of doing something romantic (it's not like a have anyone to do anything romantic with) I went and saw my nana. She tought me how to make curry, which is nice because I like curry. It's awesome. And now I sit at home and blog. YAY! Oh what an eventful day I've had. :D
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Updates on my life. Yay.
Well recently I've come back to school for yet another year of hell. WOOT!
I've just started year 12 which is my final year of high school. I have no idea as to what I'll do after I graduate but I'm sure I'll think of something soon enough. Any suggestions?
So, my friend and I just recently created this thing called "The Ellen Conquers Queensland" team. Basicly, we've bought some flags with Ellen DeGeneres' face on them and we're going to go to various places around Queensland, Australia (where I obviously live) and help Ellen conquer the world.
My school recently introduced a new 'system' in the way of 'punishing' the naughty ones and such. Basicly, every single person in every single class must line up in two lines outside of whatever class they have at the time and if you're naughty durring class you're sent to 'TIME OUT' and then if you're good you get this card with your name on it and whatever it was that you were doing good written on it. I think, seeing as I am 17 and if I am naughty I have to go to time out then the school should also introduce Nap Time. Sleep is important in every teenagers life.
That's really all I've done so far. Not much else has happend.
I guess I shall update this soon-ish.
Bye bye then.
I've just started year 12 which is my final year of high school. I have no idea as to what I'll do after I graduate but I'm sure I'll think of something soon enough. Any suggestions?
So, my friend and I just recently created this thing called "The Ellen Conquers Queensland" team. Basicly, we've bought some flags with Ellen DeGeneres' face on them and we're going to go to various places around Queensland, Australia (where I obviously live) and help Ellen conquer the world.
My school recently introduced a new 'system' in the way of 'punishing' the naughty ones and such. Basicly, every single person in every single class must line up in two lines outside of whatever class they have at the time and if you're naughty durring class you're sent to 'TIME OUT' and then if you're good you get this card with your name on it and whatever it was that you were doing good written on it. I think, seeing as I am 17 and if I am naughty I have to go to time out then the school should also introduce Nap Time. Sleep is important in every teenagers life.
That's really all I've done so far. Not much else has happend.
I guess I shall update this soon-ish.
Bye bye then.
Oh Hey There.
I curently have yet another blog which I think people should be very interested in and if you're not then you make me very very sad.
http://ellenconquersqld.blogspot.com/
All the info on this new blog is on it so go read it and follow or whatever.
I'll still update this one and my List so don't stop coming here to read this.
The List
http://quietnonsense.blogspot.com/
http://ellenconquersqld.blogspot.com/
All the info on this new blog is on it so go read it and follow or whatever.
I'll still update this one and my List so don't stop coming here to read this.
The List
http://quietnonsense.blogspot.com/
Friday, January 15, 2010
Gaga unsorrow
My parents got my sister and I front standing tickets for LADY GAGA! That was a great Christmas present.
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